Martellus Bennett laments ‘wasted’ Magic Johnson meeting

After the Lakers announced they had promoted Magic Johnson to president of basketball operations, many began to share stories they had about the Hall of Fame player.

It was an odd (read: irrelevant) inquiry, yet in the age of increasing social media voyeurism, the now 29-year-old and still-unmarried Tebow is often asked about the status of his purity. Such was the case last week at the Super Bowl in Houston when a caller to a radio show asked the NFL journeyman-turned minor league baseball player and ESPN analyst: “Hey, Tim, how have you managed to avoid all these thots out here all these years, bro? Especially down there in Florida, the University of Florida? Come on, bud, I played baseball in college, I been down there. I don’t know how you managed not to start smashing down there, bro.”

“I’m a Texans and Cowboys fan first, but the unquestionable success of the Super Bowl in Houston last night was a big win for our entire state and I don’t want anything to mar that victory. Whoever took this jersey should turn it in. The Texas Rangers are on the trail.”

Brady said Monday morning someone put the jersey in his bag and then went to fulfill media obligations. When he returned to his locker, the jersey was gone.

“It’s unfortunate cause that’s a nice piece of memorabilia,” he said. “If it shows up on eBay somewhere someone let me know.”

If anyone can catch the thief, it will be Cordell Walker … or Adrian Beltre.

“In Texas we place a very high value on hospitality and football,” Patrick said in a release. “Tom Brady’s jersey has great historical value and is already being called ‘the most valuable NFL collectable ever.’ It will likely go into the Hall of Fame one day. It is important that history does not record that it was stolen in Texas. I’ve called Colonel Steve McCraw to ask that the Texas Rangers work with the Houston Police Department on this case.seahawks_159

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